some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding world
when you’re out with your friends and someone really hot walks by
i honestly feel 100% better after watching this
What even is this website.
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
I want to be skinny but I also want pizza for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner. Do you feel me.
reblog if your url represents who you really are
I am really Putin’s girlfriend
then we have a problem
I can explain it
There is currently a wasp in my house. No one knows were but it’s here, watching, waiting.