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conorayne:

josiephone:

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding worldimage



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fur-hildegard:

very very very below average

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lggyzalea:

when you’re out with your friends and someone really hot walks by 

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xsleepyknees-bonyeyesx:

laurakvstheworld:

i honestly feel 100% better after watching this

What even is this website.

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tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

sherlockocity:

Muggleborn students at Hogwarts (part 1/?)

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heyfishie:

Oh my god

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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sorry:

I want to be skinny but I also want pizza for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner. Do you feel me.

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officialputin:

putins-boyfriend:

putins-girlfriend:

yourtubes:

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

I am really Putin’s girlfriend

then we have a problem

I can explain it

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me: *sick*
me: *goes on laptop*
parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE LAPTOP IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND HAVE CHILDREN AND DIE

There is currently a wasp in my house. No one knows were but it’s here, watching, waiting.

chenyakumo:

hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but

fuck wasps

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